Greetings, Narnians. You should already know, but my name is Jadis, Queen of Narnia. You may have heard of some kitty cat who THINKS he rules Narnia. However, you will soon learn that Narnia is MINE. Don't believe me? Look outside. That lovely weather is all mine. Looking for Father Christmas? You won't find him here. By the way..... There are some horrid, ghastly rumors of evil creatures called humans. You may have heard them called "Sons of Adam" or "Daughters of Eve". Be no deceived. They are evil. You are to kidnap any human you find, fearsome creatures they may be. You will be richly rewarded in my eternal kingdom for turning any human scum in to me, at my beautiful, welcoming chateau. That's all for now. Hope to see you soon.......be sure to show me all the honor and reverence due a queen such as myself. Failure to do this will be ruinous to you. NARNIA IS MINE!!!!!! Jadis Queen of Narnia Empress of the Lone Islands Etc
